Let's get colinear.
I've been told I need to stop depressing people who are otherwise attempting to have a normal conversation with me.
me: how are you?Jenn: me'eh me: muy mal
is college really necessary anyway?
in the end we all die
Jenn: ...
hows life for you
me: oh, futile... I am faced with the dismal finitude of existence every time I attempt to do phonology homework
I don't really know how I can stop myself from doing this, except to add after every statement, "I like kittens?" The truth is, I just don't find what I say depressing. Just the other day I began (what I thought to be) an insightful look at the ridiculous practice of having a symbol to represent the concept of infinity--what's the point? We can't even grasp the idea of infinity, so to attempt to write it with two little circles is absolutely hilarious. Somehow it all had to do with the human fear of finitude, but unfortunately, my companion did not find this quite as amusing, and suggested I change the subject.
Oh, but today I stumbled across a Facebook group entitled, "I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent to Your Curves." Brilliance, pure brilliance.
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People no longer associate with me because of my alleged lugubriousness. What an injury to my self-esteem.
The infinity sign is pretty hilariously represented by two zeros (circles, zeros, same difference..). Double the nothingness. I completely agree with your argument against it.
ive often had similar problems. thank you cute overload, you changed my life.
Thanks for the picture, cudin. I laughed, for it aptly describes my thoughts when I am furiously attempting to finish assignments in the library at midnight every night.